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Pale Male Hawk's Nest Replaced

What is the latest with Pale Male's nest being replaced?
That’s the question JBN readers are asking. Today we received this report from a JBN street reporter from New York with the latest scoop on the pale male story.

Report from autonomous street reporter:

The Hawk’s nest is being replaced by the owners with an architecturally designed aerie.

Red Tail nests follow a strict building code, plus that part of town is zoned as Upper East Side.

If it weren't for rent control, the hawks couldn't afford it. Donald Trump has been trying to get his hands on that sweet perch for years.

But as you know, since perches are so scarce, the Dolphins are now having a rotten season. Anyway, that's the skinny that I heard.

autonomous street report

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