Funny Junk You Didn't Know

Price of Rice in China Won't Pinch Bossco®

Steve OTR & Rich Bossmund Once again step into... something...

"Our business is really ripe. We're keeping a fresh approach and are always running seasonal promotions." says Rich Bossmund, evidently trying to explain to Chinese soldiers why their blimp mistakenly landed in China instead of Japan.

"We don't have any current plans for putting a business in China, although we did scout a possible Peeking location, it is highly more probable that we will be expanding into those Bikinis-Islands first," says Bossmund.

Steve OTR catches Brain Chiggers in China

"My associate on this trip is man of great street scents, his name is Steve, but I sent him on the road, and now I think he's come down with a case of Chinese brain chiggers!" protests Bossmund.

"I thought he is doing much better since he got that bad case of romaine. What rotten luck. He already had a bad case of endive too."

"But we are really hoping that your Chinese bird shots will help him and pull him out of going into the doldrums. I told him, Steve, you don't know who's been doing what in that dad burn doldrums!"

The second report appears to be written by Steve OTR.

Hey Chas,
"Tehse Cnhisee poplee use cohp sctikes to eat! Ain't taht froekd up? I'm in Cnhia, all radey to file an erlay rpeotr on the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beejing!... Navy for 22 years... Pelase wire 3,999 yuan
to Hnog Knog's KFC cdreit unoin."

Editor's note: we apologize for Steve's brain chiggers and the ink smudges that could only be caused by the mayonaise jar.

Mr. Bossmund's big FUJI promo tour may not be willing to make a formal announcement, but off the record, they [were] hoping that they soon will be dialing Carrot Top from Japan as they search for the ORIGINAL recipe for Sushi pizza. As always, we will keep you posted.


(These Reports washed-up on the beach after our carrier pigeons' strike in lieu of Pale Male the hawk's predatorily practices.)