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Black Friday Sales Indicate Rap Music's Complexion Changing America

According to self-proclaimed money expert, the defrocked Father Moe Focker, this year's prophet taking due to Rap music sales on "Black Friday," the day after Thanksgiving, are indicative of an ecclesiastical modal changing of complexion of America.

Speaking from his home, Moe Focker said "America is more and mo becoming a land of red, white and black N blue."

Associations of peoples from both red and blue states agree with the reverend Moe Focker, that the blacking down is not a biased thing.

"To paraphrase Duke Ellington, 'It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got bling-bling,'" explained a blue man from the Blue Man Group.

But Mr. Snoop Dogg disagreed. "Yo better come hizzle wit yo shizzle-bizzle-wizzle, nizzle! Nick-Nack patty-wack big happy sack, the dealer is back, and the dealer is black. See, real bros recognize the realness. Dig?"

"That's wut we'z been sayin', bro!" countered a new rap duo formed right after this year's BRIBE Awards show: "Mac-Daddio & Souper-D."

On MD/SD's much anticipated new CD, "Let's Get Flocked,"  Mac-Daddio plays air mattress, while Souper-D plays blind-mellon remote.

When someone asks you what you want for Christmas this year, don’t be shy! Tell them I want to Get Flocked! Now available in Double size, King Size, Queen size and Souper-D size.

Karl writes from his cubicle when he's not out getting flocked up.