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 Rich Bossmund, E.I.E.I.O. of Bossco and
Founder of Junk Bros.
News, is flying a FUJI promo blimp to Japan, with Steve "On The
Road" in tow. We've just received word in a report filed by carrier
pigeon, that they were blown off course into the Bikini Islands:
Rich OTR and Steve Bossmund, who have switched last names to thwart
al Queso and the IRS, came out today about their Bikini insertions,
placing themselves firmly in that niche.
"At first we were a little worried about venturing out on a limb
like this," said Rich OTR, "it was tuck and go at first, but now I
think that we feel quite comfortable with being in the Bikinis."
"We didn't know how the natives would react with our presence in the
Bikinis," added Rich OTR, "but they seemed to take a shine to it.
They are really happy people, laughing, jumping and pointing all the
time."
"I knew all along that going to the Bikinis would be the cool thing
to do, given my first-hand knowledge of watering fruit trees,"
elaborated Steve Bossmund. "You know I was in the Navy for 22 years.
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"We've drawn the line in the sand so to speak," Rich finished "Do
you think this big flowered print makes me look sexy?"
"Falkland NO!" cried Steve.
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