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 From
Karl's cubicle.
Shocking the gaming world, Rich Bossmund, Extra Intelligence
Editorial Information Officer (E.I.E.I.O.) for Junk Bros.
News and BOSSCO, admits supplying Jeopardy streaker with all the
answers.
 "We
may just have well tipped Kenny Jennings with all the answers to all
of his questions, but it was Alec Tribek who gave them away,"
announced Bossmund.
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who work in cubicles.
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"You just can't fight that Alec Tribek guy," says Rich Bossmund,
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