 Report
from Steve On The RoadHey Chas you never would believe where I
am! I hope you don't mind getting your reports by carrier pigeon. I
only have so many birds, but I have to tell you, they're starting to
look mighty tasty! If it wasn't for my love of sushi, I don't know
how I would make it. That's the good thing about traveling over the
ocean! Still, it ain't the same when it's not sitting on a slice of
peanut-butter and jelly-fish pizza!
My news car is taking on water, but Mr. Bossmund says that it
needs a good washing. This reminds me of my 22 years in the Navy!
But I guess it is worth it. If I can hold out, I get to be a film
sensation in Japan! I'm sorry that you won't be on hand when we open
our Fugi film in Japan, but you know, Fugi said that since it was
their promotion, they had to limit the weight on this blimp.
I can't understand why Mr. Bossmund refused to ride with me. I
guess he doesn't like the smell of day-old sushi. But the ocean is
just full of sushi! Who'd thunk it! I sure wouldn't ride with him in
that blimp! I'm afraid of heights. That's why I joined the Navy: so
I could keep both feet on the ground!
I have to go now. Mr. Bossmund is yelling something down from the
blimp. He says that I need to shift into high gear because I'm
slowing down the blimp. I thought he was just scared of that group
of sharks circling my car. I think I trained them to go in a circle,
because I was feeding them sushi. Mr. Bossmund ought to know that
those sharks are just attracted to us because of the many buzzards.
Come to think of it, those buzzards are starting to look mighty
tasty. |
