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From Karl's cubicle.
Little Food. Big Taste.
Do you think that Krystal restaurants are just about "Little Food &
Big Taste?" Well think again munchkins. You've got to be there, and
be square.
So after Krystal restaurants lost their "A" and were given a "C,"
that meant a whole new logo: a sign of things to come; a square
deal. So what does Krystal - A + C equal? Crystl.
Plain and simple. Sounds the same, but uses a lot less ink. And you
know, at Crystl, less is more.
So stop your belly-achin’ -- mosey on down to your nearest Crystl.
AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FIND AT CRYSTL?
Little square food. But by little we mean big little and not little
big.
CRYSTL's® medium cup served with combo boxed meals is larger than
our competitors’ cups served in combo bagged meals unless changed to
larger size. ALL OUR CUPS ARE NOW SQUARE! SO THERE!
Chili Pup - Topped with our famous Pup Chili (no beans but loaded
with PUPS!) and mustard. Our Pups are SQUARE, sure!
Our square cut French Fries are served fresh in a convenient
(easy-to-manage) stand up box.
NOW WHAT ABOUT THIS?
(B.A. BURGER and all food items are shown actual size)
What do you think B.A. stands for? Big Attitude?, Bon Appetit?, or
one Bad @$$ Burger!
We'll let your little tastebud decide...
The B.A. Burger is a 100% Black Angus chuck patty served hot off the
grill on a toasted Kaiser roll and topped with your choice of these
seven toppings: Diced-squares of square grape tomatoes, crisp
romaine and iceberg lettuce squares, chopped onions, square pickles,
mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise. Really maximize the flavor by
adding square bacon and cheese and EXTRA ONIONS!
For real meat lovers, go for the Double B.A. Burger with square
Bacon and square Cheese and EXTRA ONIONS!
We really went outside the box with this one.
After a great Krystal meal, enjoy a our Lemon Icebox Pie, NOW MADE
SQUARE from REAL LEMON ICEBOX and garnished with EXTRA ONIONS!.
Some like it hot, and for them we have a Hot Apple Turnover:
delicious crispy fried turnover filled with apple chunks flavored in
ONION.
Or, cool down with Icee and Frozen Coke® in a variety of ONION
flavors.
As you know Crystls has been serving their entree’s with onion. NOW
WE GOT SQUARE ONIONS & LOTS OF 'EM!
From Chocolate shakes to hot apple pies, everything on the menu
comes with Onions. When a customer use to order something without
onions everyone would just laugh and say “Get Serious! Get Square!”.
Under the new format, if you order “Without Onions” you will receive
your order without “so many” onions!... Oh, you're still going to
get your onions,... just not as many. So your little food won't have
a big onion taste, little girly-man! OK! How square is that?
TWO WORDS: SQUARE EGGS
(shown with onions)
Try their Egg & Pancakes without so many onions… It’s so Great! I
think I'm gonna cry!
(I'm only holding back so I won't mess my pants.)
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