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Accountant Shocked
by Terminal Mishap at Busy Airport

Accountant Joe Knowles couldn’t believe what was happening as he attempted to make his terminal connection at a busy airport parking lot. After leaving his lights on while seeing off a friend at the airport, Joe received a jump-start into oblivion.

The bottom line here is that to Joe “in the Red” is definitely Negative. So Joe, wanting to hook both ends to the black terminal, begins asking everyone if they knew "where a black hooker was!" After a complimentary body-cavity search utilizing his wife's taser, Joe now knows what it means to be grounded. Positively!!

Joe was charged with: "Discrimination." But since Joe has become bi-polar since the interrogation, all charges have been negated.

Stick with JBN, we'll keep you posted so you won't get your wires crossed.

……..The JBN Team

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