Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Prepaid College Party Fund.
Be prepared for all the overlooked expenses of a college education. Families save for Tuition, Books, Lab Fees, Room & Board but they often overlook a college students continuous partying. With the prepaid college party fund you can choose a plan that enables your child to have a great time while earning their degree. It's never to early to sign up. Sign up your preschooler today so they can enjoy the benefits of higher education tomorrow.
Shown below are the allocations per week for
a successful education.
Prices shown are also a Per Week premium.
Don't let your child miss out on Higher Education!
Copper Plan: $19.95 per week
2 cases of beer
2 bags of chips
2 bags of pretzels
Bronze Plan: $39.95 per week
2 cases of beer
4 bottles of wine
3 large pizza's
Silver Plan: $59.95 per week
2 bottles of Captain Morgan
2 bottles of Vodka
2 bottles of Gin
2 gallons orange juice
6 servings of Nacho's and Cheese
3 large pizza's
Gold Plan: $89.95 per week
2 bottles of Jack Daniels
2 bottles of Yagermister
2 bottles of Vodka
2 bottles of Captain Morgan
2 cases of beer
4 large pizza's
5 $3 dollar Taco Bell certificates
1 dozen Trojans
Platinum Plan: $259.95 per week
2 bottles of Jack Daniels
2 bottles of Yagermister
2 bottles of Vodka
2 bottles of Captain Morgan
2 bottles of Gin
2 gallons orange juice
6 servings of Nacho's and Cheese
2 cases of beer
4 large pizza's
5 $3 dollar Taco Bell certificates
2 dozen Trojans
2 clinically tested hookers
6 hits of ecstasy (X)
2 ounces of panama red
5 black beauties (speed, not hookers)
1 defense attorney retainer