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Bum to Riches Bum
How to ~ Author:
Al "CRUSH" Kanz ~ South Street Press
$12.95
The Art of Panhandling and Can Collecting
Are you tired of your boss telling you what
to do? Axe me how you can work at your own pace. Consider picking up cans in
your community for .30 cents a pound. Or you could stand at a busy intersection
asking for money or food. I am a retired peddler and I know all the secrets to
wealth and, well not much fame. First you have to play the part. Always wear old
smelly clothes so people won't know you are making tons of money. You can buy
old clothes from the Salvation Army and then drag them behind a truck so they
look even older. Always walk with a limp for better handouts. Remember you have
to dress the part and for God's sake... don't EVER brush your teeth (or tooth)
which either applies. If you follow these simple rules you will become a master
at the Art of Dumpster Diving, Can collection, and Panhandling. With my book
“Street peoples Guide to Riches” you can be the boss and you don’t have to wear
a tie. If you have any doubt about the success my techniques working just look
at my pictures. AL. ”CRUSH” Kanz , bum to riches bum.
Read these testimonials by some bums who
had the book read to them.
“ I still drink thunderbird but, now I can buy two “
“After I went to the “Reading to Bums outside the Library
program” I learned how to dress for success”
“Spare change for a cup of coffee? ”
Buy the book today at South
Street Books
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outside the Library Program”
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