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Bum to Riches Bum

       How to  ~ Author: Al "CRUSH" Kanz ~ South Street Press  $12.95

The Art of Panhandling and Can Collecting

Are you tired of your boss telling you what to do? Axe me how you can work at your own pace. Consider picking up cans in your community for .30 cents a pound. Or you could stand at a busy intersection asking for money or food. I am a retired peddler and I know all the secrets to wealth and, well not much fame. First you have to play the part.  Always wear old smelly clothes so people won't know you are making tons of money.  You can buy old clothes from the Salvation Army and then drag them behind a truck so they look even older. Always walk with a limp for better handouts. Remember you have to dress the part and for God's sake... don't EVER brush your teeth (or tooth) which either applies. If you follow these simple rules you will become a master at the Art of Dumpster Diving, Can collection, and Panhandling. With my book “Street peoples Guide to Riches” you can be the boss and you don’t have to wear a tie. If you have any doubt about the success my techniques working just look at my pictures. AL. ”CRUSH” Kanz , bum to riches bum.

 Read these testimonials by some bums who had the book read to them.

I still drink thunderbird but, now I can buy two

After I went to the “Reading to Bums outside the Library program” I learned how to dress for success”

“Spare change for a cup of coffee? ”

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