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When Nature Calls - Call Potty John
by Karl & Chas Laser
GOPEAS, KA - When nature calls, you can call! Just call 1-4
Potty-John and facilities will be delivered right to you. In less time than
it takes to get a pizza delivered, a Potty-Johns service attendant will be
at your back door ready to ease your load. In fact, if a Potty-John is not
delivered before you go, you pee free!
This Affordable Nationwide Service, with a pay as you go
billing plan, means your very own dapper crapper will arrive in short-order
when ever and where-ever you need to go. Ahead of it’s time, Potty-John is a
head for present time with additional toiletries included.
Potty-John’s ‘on the spot delivery service’ has created a major stink among the giants in the waste disposal services. Potty John’s chairman George Bolkus appears comfortable with the mess he’s created, but ultimately expects companies such as Porta-John, Port-O-let,
and Swisher Sweets to clean-up on his idea.
Unknown to Potty-John, projections forecasting huge overhead cost have larger corporations overstepping this less than rosy prospect in fear of costly blockages, jams and other unforeseen backups.
Despite all the moaning and groaning Potty-John’s offices have a steady stream of entrepreneurs lining up while others
are content doing their business in the street.
Stock Tip:
Invest now before other Investors catch wind of this shit.
Bonus: Download Potty-John's Jiggle and Ring tone:
I’ll Skip the Loo to You, my Darling.
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