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Lawmakers Consider Increasing Light Speed Limit.        by Chas Laser

Relatively speaking, Einstein's theory needs room for expansion. The paradox imposed by the current light speed limit can overshadow the quantum benefits that matter most. By increasing the speed of light, more energy will be conserved and that will be infinitely more appealing to the masses.

Light speed limit is harder to enforce

Looking ahead to the future, lawmakers foresee an autobahn type atmosphere throughout the universe without any restriction of any kind on light speed.

However, without sufficient recourses to universally monitor the speed of light, lawmakers theorize an outward collapse of the entire spectrum.

Politically speaking,  the lack of such light substance means less time for such unseen matters of fodder.

These inverted reflections may forced lawmakers to reconsider any future point of Deja Vu.





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