Funny Junk You Didn't Know
New Bonefried De-Energy Drink is a No Brainer!
by Steve On The Road.
Hey Chas! This here is Steve On The Road! I was just walking between Karl's cubicle and Soup's graphic art studio when it hit me! {I guess Karl's been eating that "fast-food" again. He may think that he's an unknown comic, but I can tell you, that sh!t ain't
funny!}
Well anyway, Soup inspired me {you can thank me later} to come up with a new drinking idea for Mr. Bossmund.
Soup's so souped-up, and he watches way too much Sponge-Bone Spare Ribs; so, maybe his brain is just actively-challenged.
What he needs is a numb-brainer! A shot of brain freeze. He needs an ice cold de-energy drink! Now if Mr. Bossmund improves it, I'm sure he would become a bouillonaire! Especially if he sells one to all of those Chinamen!
So I did some research in way over my head, so the folks over at T.U.R.D.S. will need to cook this stuff up; but I definitely think they should include Botox, because it is so popular.
This drink would also go great with Coma Toast but doesn't mix well with Honey Dews. I don't know what we would call it, but here are some names that other people have:
Well anyway, Soup inspired me {you can thank me later} to come up with a new drinking idea for Mr. Bossmund.
Soup's so souped-up, and he watches way too much Sponge-Bone Spare Ribs; so, maybe his brain is just actively-challenged.
What he needs is a numb-brainer! A shot of brain freeze. He needs an ice cold de-energy drink! Now if Mr. Bossmund improves it, I'm sure he would become a bouillonaire! Especially if he sells one to all of those Chinamen!
So I did some research in way over my head, so the folks over at T.U.R.D.S. will need to cook this stuff up; but I definitely think they should include Botox, because it is so popular.
This drink would also go great with Coma Toast but doesn't mix well with Honey Dews. I don't know what we would call it, but here are some names that other people have:
1 in 3 Trinity
5 Hour Energy - Berry Flavor
5 Hour Energy - Lemon Lime Flavor
180 Energy
A.C.T Energy Drink
A.C.T Energy Can
AMP Energy Drink
AMP Overdrive
Bawls Energy Drink
Bazza High Energy Green Tea
Bazza High Energy Rasberry Tea
Beaver Buzz - Big Buzz
Beaver Buzz - Citrus
Beaver Buzz - Green Tea
Beaver Buzz - Saskatoon Berry
Big Red Jak
Big Red Jak - Low Carb
Blow Energy Drink
Bomba Energy Drink (original)
Bomba Berry
Bomba Black Currant
Bomba Ruby Red
Bomba Sugar Free
Bong Water Energy Drink
BooKoo Citrus Shot
BooKoo Citrus - Zero Carb
BooKoo Jugo Energy Juice
BooKoo Wild Berry Energy Drink
BooKoo Wildberry Shot
BooKoo Wildberry - Zero Carb
Burn Energy Drink
Burn Sugar Free
Burn Sugar Free (16 Ounce)
Celsius Drink
Cintron Citrus Mango
Cintron Citrus Mango (sugar free)
Cintron Pineapple Passion
Cintron Tropical Azul
Cocaine Energy Drink
Crunk Energy Drink
Crunk - Sugar Free
Redux Beverages & Cocaine Energy
Dare Devil Energy
Dare Devil - Lighter Fluid
Dark Dog
Dark Dog Sugar Free
Diesel
Diet Pepsi Max
Endorush - Fruit Punch
Endorush - Orange Fix
Energy 69
Enviga
essn Energy Drink - organic
Fixx Energy Drink
Frappio Light Latte
Fruta Vida
Fuel Cell Energy Shot
Full Throttle
Function Alternative Energy
Go Fast
Go Fast Light
Hair of the Dog
Havoc
Hydrive - Acai Berry
Hydrive - Dragonfruit
Hydrive - Pomegranate
Hype Energy Drink
Hype MFP
Hunid Racks
Inko's White Tea Energy
Invigor8 Energy Boost
Iron Energy - Lemon Lime
Iron Energy - Premium Orange
Java Monster - Big Black
Jet Set - Club Soda Energy Drink
Jet Set - Ginger Ale Energy Drink
Jet Set - Original Energy Drink
Jet Set - Tonic Energy Drink
Jimi Hendrix Energy Drink - Vodoo Vibe
Jolt Energy Drink
Kabbalah
Kaboom Orange Buzz
Kaboom Tropicool
Kronik
Kronik Entourage
Kronik Grind
Kronik Low Carb
Liquid Lightning
Liquid Lightning - Sugar Free
Lost Energy Drink
Lost Five-0 Energy Drink
Mad Croc Energy Drink
Mad Croc Sugar Free Energy Drink
Matrix Sugar Free Energy Drink
Low Carb Monster Energy Drink
Monster Assault
Monster Energy Drink
Monster Khaos
Mountain Dew Game Fuel
Mountain Dew MDX
Nerd Energy Drink
NOS Energy Drink
NOS Sugar Free Energy Drink
Nuclear Waste Antidote
O Water - Strawberry
Phat Phruit Grape Strawberry
Phat Phruit Green Apple
Phat Phruit Peach Mango
Phat Phruit Pineapple Orange
Phat Phruit Raspberry Limeade
Pit Bull
Radioactive Energy
Radioactive Sugar Free
Red Bull
Red Jak
Redline Energy
Rip It
Roaring Lion
Rocket Shot
Rock Star Energy Drink
RockStar Energy Drink- Sugar Free
RockStar - Zero Carb
Ronin
Rumba Energy Juice
Diet Ronin
Smart Power Energy Drink
SoBe Adrenaline Rush
Sugar Free Full Throttle
SoBe No Fear
Socko
Sparks
Speed Freak - Fruit Punch
Spike Energy Drink
Stacker 2 - Sinful Citrus
Steaz Energy
Sum Poosie
Swing Juice Fruit Punch
Swing Juice Lemonade
Swing Juice Orange Mango
Swing Juice Pink Lemonade
Tab Energy
Talon Blood Punch
Talon Sugar Free
Tilt
Twisted Chopper
Unbound Energy Drink
Unbound Energy Juice
Unbound Lo-Carb Energy Drink
Vamp
Vault
Vegas Fuel
Vim & Vigor Berry
Vim & Vigor Citrus
Vim & Vigor Sugar Free Berry
VIxen Fruit Punch - Sugar Free
Whey UP Protein Energy Drink
Who's Your Daddy
Who's Your Daddy - Sugar Free
Who's Your Daddy Green Tea - Sugar Free
Wired Original Energy Drink
Wired Citrus Punch Energy Drink
Wired Diet Berry Energy Drink
Wired Low Carb Energy Drink
Wired Tropical Energy Drink
Wired Energy Drink - X294
Wired X3000
Wired X3000 Mango Passion Fruit
Wired X344
Wired X5000
Wired X505
Wired XB12 Rush
Wired XBerry
Wired X-Burner
Wired - XSport
XO2 Diet Energy Drink
XO2 Original Still Energy Drink
XO Citrus Energy Drink
XO Vanilla Energy Drink
XS Energy
XS Energy Drink - Cherry Blast
XS Energy - Cola Blast
XS Energy Cranberry Grape (caffeine free)
XS Energy - Electric Lemon Blast
XS Energy Drink - Tea Berry Blast
XS Energy Tropical Blast (caffeine free)
Xtreme Shock - Fruit Punch
Xtreme Shock - Grape
Xtreme Shock - Mandarin Orange
Zipfizz Energy Shot
Editors Note: Thanks Steve for you suggestion. I believe Johnny Walker already has a Red drink that accomplishes the same thing.