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Ben Laddin Launches Denial of Service Attacks against TWC
From Karl's Kubicle.
Assisted by an al Quedas operative believed to be named Dias El, the allege evil terrorist leader, Osuma Ben Laddin, succeeded in posting a new video on YouTube.com, in which he launches multiple numerous attacks berating Time Warner Cable.
It appears that Ben Laddin is claiming that he has been denied service by the cable company, because his cave is out of spec from the 300' allowance for the tap. Unaware that this would pose a problem when he recently moved, Osuma intended to continue to use his Road Runner account and DVR provided by Time Warner.
Time Warner Cable has not commented publically about OBL's claims that they had assured him that his service connection would be "a slam dunk." Even though a subsequent Verification of Service visit had a TWC field agent placing OBL's cave at a mere 180' from the tap, after several months, TWC has made no re-attempt for contacting the fugitive Ben Laddin.
Now it appears, the much weakened al Quedas head office will be forced to rely on DirecTV, until a broad band connection can be re-established. "This is no way to run a business!" decried Osuma. "But I must admit that the satellite people are so nice an helpful; if this had happened sooner, there may still be a WTC —- Hey! I never noticed, that I had the letters mixed with lisdexia! By Allah! I will get you, TWC!"
Although Ben Laddin seemed incensed at the "infidel server provider," he did go on to mention that he was quite pleased with his DirecTV NFL Big Ticket package, which also includes access to all premium channels and "more High Def channels than either the Dish Network or any cable carrier."
"Now, the sleeper cells can gather the necessary surveillance of Britney Spears. But my number one target was and still is TWC, not WTC!"
Ben Laddin also neglected to indicate which teams that he would back in the play-offs, but it is a sure bet that the New Orleans Saints won't make his short list, according to analysts at the Department of Homeland Security.
It appears that Ben Laddin is claiming that he has been denied service by the cable company, because his cave is out of spec from the 300' allowance for the tap. Unaware that this would pose a problem when he recently moved, Osuma intended to continue to use his Road Runner account and DVR provided by Time Warner.
Time Warner Cable has not commented publically about OBL's claims that they had assured him that his service connection would be "a slam dunk." Even though a subsequent Verification of Service visit had a TWC field agent placing OBL's cave at a mere 180' from the tap, after several months, TWC has made no re-attempt for contacting the fugitive Ben Laddin.
Now it appears, the much weakened al Quedas head office will be forced to rely on DirecTV, until a broad band connection can be re-established. "This is no way to run a business!" decried Osuma. "But I must admit that the satellite people are so nice an helpful; if this had happened sooner, there may still be a WTC —- Hey! I never noticed, that I had the letters mixed with lisdexia! By Allah! I will get you, TWC!"
Although Ben Laddin seemed incensed at the "infidel server provider," he did go on to mention that he was quite pleased with his DirecTV NFL Big Ticket package, which also includes access to all premium channels and "more High Def channels than either the Dish Network or any cable carrier."
"Now, the sleeper cells can gather the necessary surveillance of Britney Spears. But my number one target was and still is TWC, not WTC!"
Ben Laddin also neglected to indicate which teams that he would back in the play-offs, but it is a sure bet that the New Orleans Saints won't make his short list, according to analysts at the Department of Homeland Security.
