From Karl's Cubical. Have You Ever Been Driving With Itchy Fingers and Have Nothing to Scratch Them With But Your Blue-jeans?
In today's wireless world, you should not be hamstrung to the internet browser on your desktop computer.
What the IPod has done for the mobile Wi-Fi music industry, an important break through in technology will now allow you to roam free throughout your mobile hood, and yet still not have to be without the things you love about the internet.
The iPatch from Bossco Engineering allows 24-hour hands-free access to exciting Steaming Video(R) from MyTube!
Now you can sit back and enjoy porn discreetly, and also have the use of your hands for whatever may arise! The iPatch also is loaded with Blueball capability for pairing with your IPod so that you won't miss out on a single OMG!
A MyTube subscription provides you with all the assess you'd want to the hot and juicy stuff that only comes from MyTube!
Editor's Note: Mr. Bossmund says, "Keep an eye out for this one. A.K.A. One Eyed Winkie. Holds 1024-Squared hours of music and 3 years of porno."