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Far-East Junket Maven Loses Butt-Load in China Slots.
A normally austere, but international business jet-setter, is reporting that while on a recent meet and greet in China, he was taken aback a wad, or oodles, when he was duped by a new high-tech Chinese slot gaming machine. While this news comes as no surprise owing to China's notoriety as a place where Westerners may easily become shanghaied, this CEO who is presuming to remain anonymous, stresses that he has "never gone in a place of such filch!" Wishing to warn those who may follow in his footsteps, the boss man, has these words of advice: "These Chinese slots really pull you in with all sorts of markings and betting options. But just when you think that you may hit a royal flush, they douse you with water or something to cool your hot streak. More than likely, you'll get to see all of your fortune cookies go right down the drain. I wouldn't go in there right now if I were you!" .
