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WORK NAKED DAY.
WORK NAKED DAY - the only time when you being hard at work is NOT appreciated by most of the guys!!
But seriously, things are so loose on Work Naked Day, that I can't tell if I'm actually in! (I actually look down to check.)
A fully-involved fire drill is what it really takes to get the front office gals to mix it up with the loading dock guys! The thing is, nobody wants to be the one to pull it! Some of my peers can be too pushy, like Dick who works behind me.
Work Naked Day can be really dangerous too. One time I sat on a
Pop-top somebody left on the forklift! The doctor let me keep
it. That's it, the one I nailed to that stud.
This year, right before getting off, we really made Work Naked Day interesting by playing some games: We had a Relay Egg Race. I wasn't very good at it, and ended up with egg on my face. I was really surprised at how well some of the other guys were at spooning. We also had a three-legged race. I didn't quite measure up to the other guys, and had to partner up with security dog on the short track. Technically, I guess that bitch and I were running a five-legged race, but nobody else seemed to care. The day ended early for me because of the Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Donkey accident. I really messed-up that ambulance.
Next year for Work Naked Day, I'm telecommuting by car pool in the HOV lane all day. http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Newcastle
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