Israeli Defense Forces are being
observed by U.N. workers to insure that all humanitarian aid is being
sent to the region.
According to a spokesman for the IDF, "It was never the intention of the
IDF, that the plight of the boneless go un-aided."
Just North and South of Israel, the number of boneless people have
increased dramatically in the past weeks. Many of the boneless are the
relatives of terrorists, who have historically for reasons not
understood, remained in a boneless state.
"Everyone who feels there is a need, should send humanitarian aid to
support the boneless. But humanitarian aid, consisting of food and
medicine, and basic needs, should not include rockets, grenades,
ammunitions or explosives, or weapons which the poor unfortunate
boneless people might use to inflict harm to themselves, or to the
Israeli Defense Force workers, who are coming to administer the aid to
the boneless," the spokesman declared.
"The IDF is immensely more capable than the 'other guys,' whom we
suspect are either boneless, or come from broken bones, seeking false
profit and gain."
