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Yodeling Beer Label



Get More Head For You And Your Old Lady Too!

Yo Lay De Ho! Yodeling is experiencing a resurgence of throaty response, thanks to early efforts when cooler heads prevailed. Decades long ago, B. H. Lay began to serve in his O.K. Restaurant, that foamy lincture that was froth with bubbly ambition and called Yodeling Beer.

Back then, it caused quite a stir, but Yodeling Beer was a resounding success and something to sing about, heard for miles around.

Perhaps it is the genuine Bavarian Hops, whose ripened female flowers contain an aromatic oil, that gives Yodeling Beer it's "singing taste" and distinctive aroma. That hearty Amber is most buxom and robust, and gives the best head that was ever to cross the lips; and yet never bitter: Yodeling pumps up the volume again and again, swilling in every drop: tongue-ticking and guttural vibrations which are in all a welcomed massage of your senses.

Where ever there is a man after a long hard spell knocking up one, there is his old lady too. And after a thorough Yodeling or two, it is Oktoberfest no matter what the month, and with you and you missus dancing the polka, belting it out and strippenz down past the lederhosen to pounding the Wienerschnitzel! You could do a lot wurst!

Thank you to the careful brewmasters who fore-fathered such a sound methodology. "Over the lips and through the gums, look out tummy she comes!" As you enjoy Yodeling Beer (and we hope to hear about it), remember that "it's never finished until the big lady sings!"


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