Neo-Nazi Nordmenn geeks such as Hahnz von Scheissetüpp, are in quite a führer of excitement over the news that IBM has built a transistor that runs about 100 times faster than current chips, a development that could pave the way for ultra-fast computers and wireless networks.

IBM's new transistors are based in silicon germanium (SiGe) that will allow much faster magnitudes of data transfer, even at room temperatures, than will ordinary silicon based processors. At room temperature, the chips will run at 300 Ghz., and Georgia Tech., has clocked them at 500 Ghz when cooled to absolute zero.

"Zee Chermanium ist why vee fürst Aryan pwozsessor habe! Ist vunderbar!" exclaimed von Scheissetüpp. "Mein kampfuter Junker ist übercool fist vun of zees!" spat the Deutchlander spiel.

Hahnz's American Neo-cousins, Helga and Gretta, agreed stating that "the additional processor speed should really place the new-order Reich's Germanium firmly on the map. All Germanites should be very proud of this fine day!"

Helga went on to explain that "faster computer brains will make smart bombs even smarter!"

Gretta added that when she got one of the faster chips, that she would finally be able to clean up her buddy list on myspace.com. "Now we should really be able to separate the ones from the zeros!"

But some herr doktors fear the würst:
"Nein! Nix! Dis verboten mischmetal should be putsch in da šěwā’! Ich ein doppelgänger und nükelur bipolar schtick! And it goes kaput ven plotting de Mobius strip so fast, it goes back in time to ven before de power vas turned on! Ve'll shtill haben to rebooten das infernal machina!"

Unbelievably, there's only been a null response from IBM concerning these issues