Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Testicular Cancer News Update from Johns Hopkins:
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Junk Brothers News as well. No condoms. This means NONE (lamb-skin or latex)... not even the ones that claim to be safe! No latex body suits or sexual aids, including the rubber "Livestrong" bands. No rain coats. No plastic wrap. No inflatable partners or synthetic genitalia or prosthesis. Rubbers cause cancer, especially testicular cancer. Studies have shown that any exposure to second-hand rubbers can be more dangerous! Your ballocks should always be kept in a rubber-free environment and rubbers should not be allowed within twenty-five feet of a sexual organ. Never allow hospital personnel to examine you using latex gloves. Latex is highly poisonous to the cells of the scrotum. Never squeeze your balls as this increases your chances. Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at New Castle Hospital, was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about how bad rubbers are for us. Dr. Fujimoto said that "we should not be enjoying sex with plastic containers. This especially applies to bodies that contain lumps of fat from either partner; the combination of fat, high heat, and rubber releases testicular cancer causing poisons such as dioxins into the body and ultimately into the cells of the testis." This is an article based on a tumor that has been going around. This should be sent to anyone important in your life!
