Physicist Steven Hawkin Collapses Then Bounces Back.

A less than enthusiastic Steven Hawkin meets his online love interest for the first time. "Gee, Hot_N_Spicy18 doesn't resemble her sexy online chat avatar or her profile at all!!" mused Hawkin. Hawkin went on to say that besides the discrepancies in age and bust-size, "Hot_N_Spicy18 is a vast improvement over his last internet trist, GreenEyedGirl from Detroit, who is actually a 56 year-old balding and obese Arab man from Dafar, with brown eyes!"

"Online we seemed to have a lot in common, but after meeting her…ummm… I’m looking to wormhole my way out of this space... And it's a pity, too; because I was so looking to get a really big bang out of this one! I believe that I had erroneously pictured her as having more dimensional curved space; I was experiencing quite an imaginary time.

For one thing, she keeps reminding me of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The Second Law, states that disorder always increases with time, and now she's a complete mess! I have been round the world before, and I didn't fall off; but this may just be akin to breaking the laws of physics." Before long, Hawkin, was chatting again to "hyperhopie," but he soon became enraged, when he realized that some dude named "i8crazylegz" was beating his time, again. "I despise that guy. He's such a primordial black hole!"

 In case you're looking, Hawkin's chat name is "SuperG."