Pick-up Dates

Steve OTR Finds Great Place to Pick-up Dates.

Dear Junk Bros News,

I bet you never figured on me a weight lifter! When I was in the Navy for 22 years, I used to heave too. I know how to correctly clean and jerk, even when spotting.

Working as a street reporter for Junk Bros News has afforded me the opportunity to come by news directly off the beaten path.

Today I found a wadded newspaper ad about the OB-GYM. I'm thinking that would be a great place to pick up dates! Because everybody knows you can't get pregnant twice. And especially when you're on the juice.

I bet the ladies get a personal trainer to smear on that steroid cream and pap. I may need to come out of retirement and be a Navel Physical Therapist!

Just tell everyone expecting to be expecting on me... if anyone thinks you are prego, or just like your shape resembles a hippo, then Just Come on down to The OB-GYM.

Ask for Steve On The Road, by name!

You can Thank Me, later!