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Switzerland Remains Neutral on Net Neutrality
After newspapers published wiretaps of princes and politicians
discussing sex, chocolate, attraction, money and power at an Italian
enclave on a Lake Lugano beach near the Swiss border, The Chancellor of
the Confederation, Annemarie Huber-Hotz, voiced Switzerland's official
strong backbone with regard to "Net Neutrality.""Despite America's congress pro-and-con debating in the senate and the house in the USA, the natural fiber and neutral fortitude of the Swiss people, the Swiss Army, and the Swiss Guard, will not compromise to trolls and information highwaymen and they can take that to the bank!" affirmed the chancellor.
While it was not immediately clear if the chancellor was initiating new
reforms or an international dialogue on whether to make it easier for
telephone companies to get franchises to offer cable TV service
commercial deals; Swiss political pundits were opting for a “wait and
see” solution. Albeit, foreign business analysts disparaged the remarks
as "not so neutral flag waving," in regard to tiered service networks
and ondemand content providers.A spokesman for the FCC, Barton Robinson, assured Wall Street, that Swiss Neutrality would in no way affect any pending act of legislation or future U.S. government bill. "I think it would be pretty cheesy of some lawmakers to claim that we had ever promised the Swiss people an internet rose garden; nobody seriously believes that was Al Gore's intent, do they?... if so, I'd like to sell you a Rolex really cheap!" posited Robinson.
Chancellor Huber-Hotz clarified her remarks later during a big radio address from Zurich: "Oh sure, they always say 'Hands Across The Water, Hands Across The Sea,' but later they want you to pay! We've heard that broad band play before, girls! 'Save the Whales,' 'Save the Taxpayer,' and now, 'Save the internet!'"
"The internet should be free and not discriminate with regard to race, creed, sex or color of a website!" continued the Chancellor. "This is only a recipe for toll booths and luxury taxes on my duty free downloads from www.uberhotz.com!"
The question on whether the internet is inherently male or female, is still open for debate.