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BOSSCO Is Leading The Way In Interstate Commerce

BOSSCO specializes in exploiting niche marketing opportunities. Now they have taken their professional skills to a whole new level, competing in the expanding field of Interstate Commerce.

Rich Bossmund, CEO of BOSSCO, had a vision: a world become one of salads and sun; talking about a world where all is free -- it just couldn't be; only a fool would say that; a man with a plan; a natural man; a man with a dream...

Bossmund and company have devised a new I-commerce concept that they plan to eventually disseminate to all interstate sectors__ the full self-serve rest area.

Self Serve Windshield WashBOSSCO's Full Self-Service Rest Areas affords travelers with many amenities, such as Free Parking (a bargain at only $2.00), Self-Service Windshield Wash and Dog Walk. All services are affordably priced at two dollars, so as not to infringe upon Dollar Store/Dollar General national franchises.

BOSSCO offers more for your money than normal interstate rest areas, and they expect that the level of service will entice most motorists to drive the extra mile.

Two Speed Shitter
One such innovation is the 2-speed-shitter. This amazing, first of its kind, pay toilet, allows the user to freely shift gear for faster or more fluid movement. Nevermind that silly old urban myth about the girl and the gear shift. Now isn't this a royal flush? BOSSCO calls it the Steely John.