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Mobile Homemade Ice Cream.
Mobile Homemade Ice Cream is not sold in stores, and can only be acquired in bulk utilizing cutting edge mobile and modular home churning technology. Triple/Double-wides or push-outs incur extra unstrapping fees, but you can remove your own tie-downs and foundations for free! Just imagine, now your trailer trash can amount to something really cool! BTW, you must also supply the ice cream churning power, but we've found that in some trailer parks, there is usually some skank crank to do the hand job. Remember, if the house is a-rockin, don't bother knockin! Come on in! Our Mobile Homemade Ice Cream Party Girls are all pullin a trailer and are sticky and dripping-wet to serve you the famous 'Nanner Lickity Split! It's a party ya'll, so bring out the balls and we'll judge who has the best trailer hitch and wet t-shirt, and of course, the trailer park beauty queen pageant, featuring the mullet trailer bangs talent show! If this isn't enough, we can always play Nazi-Rebel-Strip-Twister on the flag, or unscramble the beeps on the Jerry Springer Show! We promise you'll get ta clap! Our Mobile Homemade Ice Cream can even be used as clothing! High Ho! High Ho! Now you can have enough Ruff-N-Tootie-Fruitie for all those kids and all of those different daddies-on-the-go! We guarantee to have more flavors than you have mixed-race trailer tots, possibly including scrunchy crab. And what a gang bang shocker, this stuff is trailerlicious!! Just do anything you wesh two! The next time that fridge or freezer goes in your manufactured deal on wheels, call us before you call the rent-all people. In the event of a tornado or hurricane, you can keep the churn on us! Mobile Homemade Ice Cream is only available when your check comes. This week's special flavor is blue cow bell macaroni-wiener. It won a Blue Ribbon!
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