Neanderthal Genome Puzzle

Neanderthal Genome Puzzles.

Is your household pulling its scientific weight? After having mapped the human DNA genome, scientists have mapped the chimpanzee and found that although there are more than three million differences, chimps and humans are more alike than was previously believed.

Perhaps we've all heard the following statement:
"If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare."

The following website is dedicated to the monkeys to be or not to be:
http://user.tninet.se/ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/#results

So far, 24 letters from "The Second Part of King Henry IV" after 2,737,850 million billion billion billion monkey-years was sent in by Darren Eggett from Bountiful, Utah on 3 Jan 2005:

"RUMOUR. Open your ears; 9r5j5&?OWTY Z0d B-nEoF.vjSqj[..." matched "RUMOUR. Open your ears; for which of you will stop The vent of hearing when loud Rumour speaks?..."

We believe that "9r5j5&?OWTY Z0d B-nEoF.vjSqj" may be some sort of monkey expletive; please excuse our simian.

Scientists are now at work mapping the genome of Neanderthal man, in order to see how much we've evolved. Surely we must be much more advanced than either the Neanderthals or the monkeys.

To test our assumption, we've dumped the entire Neanderthal genome into a handy three billion piece jigsaw puzzle. Now for only three easy payments of $14.95, you can keep your mother-in-law or granny busy for a lifetime working the only official Neanderthal Genome Jigsaw Puzzle. Let the old ladies put those apes in their place!

We're all counting on YOU, Mum!