Doping Test Confirms That Floyd Landis Is The Man!
Le Tour de France officials were
astonished when a doping test confirmed that American, Floyd Landis, was
the man who won the 2006 Le Tour de France championship.
"Mon Dieu!" exclaimed Christian Prudhomme, the general director of the
famous cycling race which this year consisted of 20 individual races
along a counterclockwise journey through France.
Prudhomme went on to explain that for the eighth consecutive year a
red-blooded American male had won the Tour de France and that the tests
had proven conclusively that he possessed the male hormone testosterone.
It is being speculated that if this trend in professional cycling
continues, that a Frenchman may never be able to regain the title due to
the French's natural testosterone deficiencies.
When Landis was on the winner's podium, after riding his trek bicycle more
than a billion miles over the course of three weeks, Landis was beaming
with pride over his manhood and ready to ride a billion more miles on
his bike.
Despite being proven guilty already by
the media, Floyd Landis is still the Man in the world of professional
cycling.
