Minutemen Seek More Time

Minutemen Seek More Time Bush Drafts National Guard

Pancho Villa stops here - a slogan that is used by the Minutemen, an activist protest group that is seeking the cessation of illegal immigrants into the United States.

The petition lines have been drawn in the sand, so to speak, in plain English; and the Minutemen have requested help for erecting a privacy fence.

According to President Bush, "The Minutemen Civil Defense Corps includes many señoras, who may have problems with maintaining their erection. Some have expressed frustration about being Minutemen, stating that sixty seconds is not nearly enough time."

President Bush has proposed a plan where National Guardsmen could be drafted into tours of duty that included one weekend out of every month and two full weeks a year, so that more actual minutes could be devoted to servicing the nation's six. "Ill eagles can't fly," explained Bush.

The Guard will also be charged with finding Osama, as President Bush explained: "Between practicing specialty drills in their areas of specialty, only doing it so in operation "Share In The Pain" south on the border, Americans at their best, should be able to smoke Osama right out of his cave. He may be there in incognitas; wearing a disguise, such as a sombrero or poncho. He may be using an illegal alias, like Osama Hernandez or Juan Alqueso. In any case, he can run, but he can't hide. Like they say and the saying goes: Fool me once. Shame on amigo!"

Possibly Osama in disguise