"Reforma Immigración Pour Reconquistas sorprender a hacer entrega de el mundo entero"  By Juan Othemez

Illegal immigrants protesting in the streets are no longer
willing to do the jobs that Americans won't do.

Rich Bossmund asked his reporters, how much work is there to do "under the table?"

 

We brought in some researchers from the field, and came up with the following:

- scrapeing gum off
- sweeping
- drawer allignment
- height adjustment
- leveling
- computer hook-up
- base board dusting
- blow jobs
- footsey
- feeding dogs scrap
- cheating with cards
- passing notes
- paying off people who work under the table
- letting the cat out of the bag
- knocking on wood
- screwing around
- nailing some leg

Finally, we concluded, that Junk Bros News should also become an outsourced medium. Maybe then we'd get paid.