Funny Junk You Didn't Know
"Teabagging For DUMMIES".
From the desk of our Food Feature editor, Lippson Askins: "Teabagging For DUMMIES" its Easy on the Eyes. Have you ever tossed and turned in your sleep because subconsciously you were worried that your tea parties were just not up to snuff? Could you never begin to count all of the sheep that flitted from hours full of restless stirrings, because you didn't know what to brew? Those days would be long gone f you'd gaze long and hard at "Teabagging For Dummies," written by Roman Helmut and publishedby TeaCo. "Teabagging For Dummies," will take all of the guess work out of proper Teabagging that comes easy on the eyes. Now you can throw your tea party, and enjoy every last drop. Take tea and see?make it hefty, hot and hearty! Once you begin your Teabagging, in no time you'll be humming with the men who sing the TeaCo jingle: "Oh, we're the men of TeaCo. We work from Maine to Mexico. There's nothing like this TeaCo of ours; Put our teabags in your mouth and get a bang out of life! We'll wow you with an hourful of howls from a showerful! Tomorrow we'll be servicing yours! We're the merry TeaCo-men! This is not a paid advertisement, nor does Junk Bros. News endorse its checks.
