Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Important Events in Time
Comments from Junk Brothers News Historians
From Steve On The Road
"I'm proud to be an American! I served my country for 22 or 23 years in the Navy. I'm not sure how long, because now I'm retired Air Force. But did Mr. Bossmund bang me out to dry? Not on his life! He gave me a notebook to keep me afloat and report the news for JBN."
From Karl
" I could've been just another character from LOST , but instead of crashing on a tropical Island with beautiful women, I get to write stories from my cubicle, as one of the few surviving cast members of American Idle? When I'm not writing the news for JBN, I'm sending out 'messages in bottles,' hoping to be rescued. But all I ever get back is bottles from a slick! But I will say, that there is a grain of truth in every bottle. I have the 80 proof to show that there is, or was... where did I put that? As Rich Bossmund is fun to say: 'Everybody has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer!' http://www.junkbrosnews.com/AUG05/fodder-wine.htm That's why I highly (and I do mean highly), recommend JBN for anybody seeking to get out of a box. And speaking of boxes: Jack In The Box Gets Cranked Over Five Guys Having Beef With Two Men And A Truck__ Blog at eleven. But furthermore, I'd just like to say to Supe, Chas Laser, Rich Bossmund, Paddy MeGoolies, and Steve On The Road: you guys, just are the cat's surprise, and got-luv-ya, but get out of my cubicle before I go bandanas! Oh yes! I'd also like to thank Google and Dictionary.com. Blessed mother of Free Parking, the check is in the mail!"
From Paddy MeGoolies
"After ten years writing for 'Stationery & Office Supplies Weekly' magazine I was at an all time low and I really was struggling to write new things about paper clips, when I found Junk Brothers News on the Internet, I was inspired with their work and made contact with Rich Bossmund online. Rich, impressed with my writing on four in one fax, copier, scanners and printers and how to buy one, took a chance and offered me a full time position with Junk Brothers News as the European affairs correspondent, giving me an opportunity to write about life in Europe from the Arts to Crime. I gained valuable training and experience from Chas Laser and support from Karl in his cubical, he really knows his beers and spirits, he must be part Irish? And not to forget Steve on the Road, a retired Vet of 22 or 23 years, not sure which but he is a man to make us all proud. Based in Dublin, Ireland sadly I can't avail of the $2.00 free parking as it's in American and I don't have a car anyway just me horse, 'Wonder Nuts' but Rich Bossmund does send me regular emails of encouragement to help me with my reports. Where does he get his ideas from? Maybe China? He really is an inspiration. "
FromSup
From Chas Laser
From Rich Bossmund
