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Superstar CEO Belies First Class Travel, Opting For No-Cost Solution for China Trip
Junk Bros News CEO, Rich Bossmund, failed to take his "perk walk" today
when he departed for his quarterly business trip to China, super economy
class.Bossmund acknowledged that his choice in transportation fare did not have to do so much with a false consciousness of obligations to employees, customers, communities and the nation, as it did with his own dogged devotion to frugality.
"Why pay airfare costs for a seat with an arm and a leg, when you can get there absolutely Scott-free and on the lam?" asked Bossmund.
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By saying "on the lam," perhaps the CEO was referring to IRS tax evasion practices, which are of course, prerequisite to becoming a CEO.
Whatever his motive, Bossmund's mode of getting to China certainly should not be new to the Chinese; since so many Chinese have traveled to this country by also stowing-away inside a shipping container.
The staff of JBN certainly wishes Bossmund a bon voyage.
It is unfortunate that he mistakenly carried with him the wrong backpack; but we imagine that he can manage just fine having only Ming Yao cat food to eat.
"The boss is sure going to miss his golden parachute and bottle of schnapps!"