Funny Junk You Didn't Know
CEO Thinking Green Downsizes Reporter's Ride
RichBossmund(in the Ford Expedition) drops off a notepad for Steve.
In an effort to conserve fuel Rich Bossmund has downsized Steve's car. By Steve On The RoadI'm proud to be an American! I served my country for 22 or 23 years in the Navy. I'm not sure how long, because now I'm retired Air Force. But did Mr. Bossmund bang me out to dry? Not on his life! He gave me a notebook to keep me afloat and report the news for JBN.
Just today, he was praising me again saying that I "must be above the 80th percentile of functional schitzoids." He's always using big words like that. Even with the rising cost of gas these days, Rich Bossmund, is
maintaining his low fare for Free Parking: still a bargain at only
two dollars.
Steve's New "On The Road" Ride see Steve's old car
With the High cost of gasoline Rich Bossmund has given me a new refurbished electrical vehicle to use for my "On The Road" reporting. But you just can't fault him for not wanting me to foot the costs of gasoline. Right just now, I'm even wondering where that I'm going to plug this EV in, since they took the 12-volt that was in my car. If they can't repair my car, I think he intends to buy me a Cadillac, because he mentioned that he intended for me to be his Caddie. Sure bet! He can ride with me anytime!
Steve gets picketed at.
I'm handling this E.V. with kid gloves. I've spiffed it up, so that it's loaded with luxury items. Maybe he'll think that they already delivered my Caddie. Anyways, I got it looking snazzy! I got it so loaded, that I think I may have drained the battery.
I'd push it to a convenience store and plug it up, if it were not for the fact that some old lady is picketing the driveway. She's got it right, this is America, after all! I mean if it were not for the fact that I'm American, what good would just a green card be after all.
Steve writes his memoirs on a notepad provided by Rich Bossmund, who's plans for Steve don't involve the government.