We caught Rich Bossmund, our fearless leader, practicing a new study technique that he'd seen on TV. “Sleep Reading”

Remarkably, sleep readers retain nearly as much as speed readers.

More incredible is that sleep readers with CRS retain nearly 100% of what they read while sleep reading. This confirms that although speed readers may read more, they can’t retain nearly as much as sleep readers.

Rich Bossmund, who's not entirely punctual about going to sleep read at the proper time, once slept read a period piece about a coma.

Editor Chas Laser suggested that next time, Bossmund should Sleep Read a book printed in Braille. "It might also help if he tries not to Sleep Read on a full stomach," says Laser. "Maybe lighter fare would help, too. Try Sleep Reading Soap Opera Digest, after eating a TV dinner."

Laser has been unable to Sleep Read because he doesn't have time to sleep, and can't read anyway.

 

Sleep Reading Customer Testimonial:
"I had always dreamed of learning new things in my sleep from Osmosis. But Osmosis ain't a very good teacher! Now I'm counting on Sleep Reading Power as seen on TV, to prove to the world that I don't have Retention Deficit Disorder! Just CRS.".