Monday, 9th of January 2006. The British trial of Egyptian born Cleric Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri begins at London’s old Bailey court. Hamza, real name Mustafa Kamal Mustafa arrived in Heathrow London in 1979. When he stepped off the plane he is quoted to have said ‘this is a paradise, where you could do anything you wanted, he he hee! Now lets go for a kebabi, I’m famished!’

‘I hate all you fat cheese burger & fries eatin whities’
The 47year old Egyptian-born cleric faces nine counts of using public meetings to incite his followers to kill non-Muslims. Four other charges say he urged the killing of Jews and Fozzie bear from the Muppets. Two charges are for failure to yield right of way at a roundabout in Bradford and not signalling at a stop sign in Leeds.

He is also accused of using threatening, abusive or insulting actions with his tongue with intent to stir up shit, racial hatred, along with one charge of possessing threatening, abusive or insulting sound recordings of Islamic farts, and another under anti-terrorism laws. If found guilty, Hamza, who has lost both hands and an eye in a freak animal balloon blowing accident, faces a maximum sentence of three weeks in prison and a £50 fine.

Prison officials had to remove Abu’s hooks and his eye in order to prevent im from causing self-injury, along with other artificial replacement body parts that they found.
When the British are finished with him he will be extradited to America to face trial for misuse of hooks.

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