Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Does America want to lose weight with Xenical?
Lose weight with out much effort. A super sized number of fat Americans want to lose weight with out much effort on their part.
Roche, the makers of Xenical, have one approach with its new OTC drug called ALLI which helps prevent fat from being absorbed into the body.
The Xenical's disadvantage is that the process to prevent fat absorption can also cause gastrointestinal problems such as oily stools, rectal discharge and excess gas.
X - Xenical Users Testimonies:
Don't dare fart, or you might feel a wet sensation that easily seeps through jeans.
The chili colored grease, stays on your greasy butt all the time. You ruin clothes and furniture.
If you try this stuff, be sure and stock up on plenty of extra yellow-gold grease-colored underwear.
Don't leave home with it. And the smell! Every poop (and there is a lot of separate toilet trips), smells like old rancid solidified lard. It even stains your toilet bowl.
Now if there was a way to recycle all of that grease, then there wouldn't be an oil shortage.
The name of the drug is orlistat; it should be oily-stat.