Rich Bossmund Breaks New Year Resolution

From Mrs. D. HerreraJust days after our leader at Junk Bros. News admonished his news staff about the importance of "setting achievable goals," a picket line formed in the Free Parking area, with protestors claiming that Rich Bossmund has broken at least one of his new year resolutions.

About making new year resolutions, Bossmund had said to "make them simple… stop smoking or drinking? Na… impossible. Do something you can achieve with little effort. It’s been one week now and I have not broken a single resolution. I haven’t been a party to Jury Tampering; and I haven't driven a formula one race car; and I have most definitely not been abducted by aliens.”

Although the nationality of the Bossmund protestors is uncertain, they are claiming that Rich Bossmund was indeed abducted by aliens, illegally or otherwise. Rich Bossmund, himself, could not be immediately contacted for comment.

The news staff, having made it's own resolution to dutifully report stuff, also has doubts as to whether Bossmund has kept faithful to that part about not tampering with juries (we mean, really, this IS Rich Bossmund we're talking about!)