Organ Donors Are Desperately Wanted

From Steve On The Road

Being a great humanitarian, Junk Bros. News mogul, Rich Bossmund, has magnanimously mandated that the news staff feature an article in keeping with National Donate Life Month, which is April.
The news staff, having little knowledge about the myths and facts of organ donation, contacted a well known European expert, Günter Schmidt.

Günter, who is a life-long organ specialist, gave us a very heartfelt plea on behalf of organ donation which we feel it is our duty to pass along to our reader, in case that Mr. Bossmund checks.

Organ Specialist.

"I am but a poor and humble organ grinder," said Günter. "I awake each morning except on Sundays to the frantic hopping on my chest by my miserable and smelly monkey, Guiseppe!

He is a so bad until I take him to the park and play him music on my organ. All this time, I do this to calm this savage beast! Yet he is an ingrate and shames me by begging for money from passers by."

"However, if it were not for the generosity of strangers, I would not be able to keep up my organ, or to keep Guiseppe fed. Have a you priced bananas lately? Therefore I say that the organ donations should continue!

Please! If you won't do it for me, then do it for my monkey!"