Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Florida Fishing Guide Has the Bait To Reel'em In
It's not the size of your pole. Ever since Larry of Larry's Deep Sea Fishing had his sex change operation, every Tom, Dick and Harry, is chomping at the bit to be Larry's fishing buddy.
"Going fishing has become a trip," reported Larry, "I have to beat these guys off with a pole, and I've even had to tackle a few."
"Having my sexed changed worked wonders for my fishing business," said Larry, who had just
docked her boat to work on her tan.
"There's something about a fishing girl that lures these guys on board. I'm booking charters for guys from as far away as Alaska, Canada, Costa Rica, Indiana, Minnesota, Michigan, Montana, Texas, New York, California, Wisconsin and Saudi Arabia."
Having set the bait with a few fishing pictures online, Larry is also swamped from repeat business.
A day long excursion, including equipment and gear, rods and reels, bait and plenty of fishing line and ice cold beer, gets any hardened or novice fisherman hooked on Larry. "It's not the size of your pole," says Larry, "it's the motion of the ocean." Larry gets a lot of requests to fish for Sheefish.
"Some of these walleye trolls would have more luck finding she crab soup," Larry stated pensively while retouching her lipstick. "The only drawback is I do get tired of smelling like fish." Most guys wives never suspect any hanky-panky. After all, Larry is just a good ole bubba, deep down. With all the controversy over that gay cowboy movie, "Bare Butt Mountain," it just seems strange a fella would lie in bed next to Linda, his wife, with Larry on his mind.
You can thank me later!
Steve On The Road covers the high seas for Junk Bros. News, and gets sea-sick from eating peanut butter and jelly fish pizza.