Extreme Shuffleboard

Extreme Shuffleboard Excluded From X-Games.

ESPN has confirmed that extreme shuffleboard will not be included in the 9th annual Winter X Games in Aspen/Snowmass, Colorado January 29 through February 1, 2005.Upon hearing the bad news one champion shuffleboard player collapsed on the shuffleboard court inside the southern triangle. Crossing the lines, he was awarded no score.

Extreme Shuffle Boarding St. Pete American Shuffleboard members will have to pump it up for next years X games auditions even though this year they could barely make a pot shot with standard shuffleboard pucks. With their prescription for performance these extreme athletes believe next year they can do it without relearning how to play shuffleboard! Despite the elderly player’s euphoria, X-game officials feel extreme shuffleboard might set a bad example for old people everywhere. “It’s to extreme for even our audience” said ESPN’s Grape Gumball to members of the shuffleboard team. Look for “No Limits” the EXTREME Shuffleboard DVD available nationwide this holiday season.
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