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Recognize Signs of DITHLEXIA
From Karl's Cubicle

As startling as it may seem, one in every ten youths suffer the embarrassment of Dithlexia. How many others of this percentage lies awake in bed each night wondering if there is a dog, is unknown. Dithlexics also have high-beam sensitivity and it may cause trouble for getting them off.

Good national statistics don't exist on how many collisions occur each year. The estimate is hundreds of thousands.

It's as simple as why the chicken crosses the road. Lactose intolerant dear will jump a fence or dig under it in order to follow their well-established feeding. But when the lights shine, Dithlexics see a picture that is worth a thousand unreadable words.

If you can see this, please help someone who can't.

An organization exists called Learning About Inept Dithlexics (LAID). Getting LAID help alleviates the painfulness for Dithlexics from being caught with that "dear in the headlights" stare.


"REMEMBER, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DITH!"
 


Karl writes from his cubicle where he evidently lost the phone number for getting LAID.
 

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