Here at Junk Brothers News our high standards for quality, coupled with our limited budget set by Mr. Bossmund, require some creative resourcefulness from our news staff.

Rich Bossmund, being one cheap S.O.B., is out of touch with modern technology and the news staff must make due with news publishing equipment from the past. Readers often ask how we get that ‘Special Look’ to our website so we’ve decided to give you a behind the scenes look.

One of the editor’s many duties besides making up news is to check the pigeon coop regularly for news arriving from Steve on the Road. According to Mr. Bossmund, Pigeon feed is cheap compared to other forms of communication.

When news does arrive it must first go thru a screening process to remove any crappy copy. Then the editor converts the copy to brail before sending it to the art department where our blind graphics artist painstakingly paints a proof of the new web page.

Blind Graphic Artist “SUPE” paints a recent cover for Junk Brothers News.

The actual publishing of the news to the internet involves numerous technical theories and procedures we don’t really understand nor can explain.